A Port A Potty That Serves Food!.
This place is a Port A Potty that serves pizza. Absolutely disgusting! If you have ever wanted to dine in a nursing home filled with people that have irritable bowel syndrome, then this is the place! Someone needs to show them what a mop looks like! There's no way this place could pass a health inspection anywhere except in Niles. They should consider changing the name to something more appropriate like; "Arm Pit Pizza"
The Gacy-esque bouncer was just another amenity to this absolutely horrendous place.
good pizza but unsanitary.
When I was dining at this restaurant, while watching the Mexican cook my burger with the tongs, he was horse playing with another coworker by rubbing the tongs on the coworkers chest which I just saw moments ago, that coworker hugging the garbage bag over his chest! It was disgusting and I don't think I will ever come back
Editorial Review by Peter Behle.
A pizza joint from the old days--dark, windowless and everyone sites on picnic-style benches. Pizza is thin-crust only, with no fancy-pants exotic toppings. Get a pitcher of beer, let the kids run loose and enjoy.