Admiral Theatre

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LatinaBabe

Joined 4 years ago

Hot and delicious. An old beautiful theater restored as an adult entertainment venue. The girls here are very hot and the staff is really friendly. Prices are more than fair and the girls are beyond amazing. I've been to a few of the adult nightclubs in Chicago and this one is the only one I'd even bother reviewing because it offers a lot more than the average ....... They have an adult boutique, a bar next door [cheap drinks are always cool] and the space is gigantic. Most people who visit here don't even get to see what the whole club looks like.

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CaptainPlanet

Joined 4 years ago

Best club in Chicago. Dude! Admiral Theatre! That's what's up, dude! Best club in Chicago - cause they got a lotta hot girls in here, ya know? I like it a lot - the people that work here are really really really nice - like really nice - ya know what I mean? I am always going here after the game cause they give you half price with a Cubs ticket stub! Sweet! And it's free on Tuesdays now. No charge - Ill be there tonight for sure.

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SimmySimmyYaaaa

Joined 4 years ago

A great historic theatre with a contemporary twist. I realize this isn't the kind of theater or show I normally review - that being said this is a great place to be entertained! Its not your typical historical theater ....all though it is one of the great historic theaters of North America - No kidding! A strip club! Check them out on the cinema treasures website...

w ww . cinematreasures . o r g / theater 974 /

Okay now that I got my nerdy film rehtoric done with - here's my actual review...

Its a beautiful building that has been restored and looks pretty fantastic. Lots of pretty girls inside [customers too!], open very late [ 6 or 7 am? ] You have to see this place to really understand why its so much nicer than other strip clubs. I guess what it really boils down to is this...if you wanna see hot undressed chicks but you dont wanna feel like a creep bag while you're doing it then check this place out.

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HotChick4U

Joined 4 years ago

Love to love this place!. I love the Admiral Theater. Anyone who makes fun of this place or gives it a bad review is either lame or just wants people to think they are to cool for a 'gentleman's club' . Get over it - its a great spot to hang out compared to the other ones in town [VIPs, Pink Monkey, etc]

Bottom line: this is the only "gentleman's club" in Chicago that a female customer should ever visit. [My humble opinion]

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PartyCrasher

Joined 4 years ago

Probably the best adult club in Chicago. This is an all around great club. Its not very expensive for a adult club and you can stay there all night for one low entry price. They are a huge club, its pretty fancy inside and they stay open till 6 am so you know it's a good deal if you think about it that way. I am always going in here whenever me and my buddies go fishing all day and then need a spot to chill out afterward. Lots of hot girls - lots of cheap drinks in the bar they have next door. All around - good entertainment for men [or ladies, if you like hot chicks]

My favorite adult club

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DrinksCoffee

Joined 4 years ago

Top Adult Club in Chicago. I like this place - but I'm an adult so I am allowed to like it. I go in here sometimes on Fridays after work with my buddies and spend some dough on the girls. Its good clean fun and its always a party in there. I like how its a very big classy joint but they still manage to keep an inviting atmosphere to the place. If you're gonna goto a strip club in Chicago this is best choice. [I am pretty sure they are the only club in the city where the girls get completely undressed]

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TheHeckler

Joined 4 years ago

Dude! These guys rule!!!. Dude, yes! I get to write a review for the admiral theatre which is awesome cause I love this place. Its like the only real strip club in Chicago cause its the only one that actually has chicks with no clothes on. Plus - the place is freaking huge! its a giant place with hundreds of hot babes running around in lingerie and stuff. its totally crazy! you gotta go see it!

its pretty cheap too - i dont drive but its near a train and two big buses so its pretty easy for me to get there. When i go in I always like to sit at the stage and tip all the girls because then they are nicer to you! this place is also open until way after the bars close which is cool cause when i get drunk i never have anything to do after wards.

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ShoppingQueen

Joined 4 years ago

Chicago's only real Adult nightclub. Yes! Believe it or not my girlfriends and I love the Admiral ! In the summer time our husbands come downtown for baseball games and we go shopping. After that we all meet up for drinks, dinner and the Admiral!

The club is really flashy looking like something out of a movie. It reminds me of Hollywood or South Beach because it looks old and classic, but very clean and everything is well taken care of. They have a huge show room and a bar next door that you can go in and out of to get drinks. We love it!

Its so much fun to see my husband get turned on by other girls - then we go home and have fun! Try it, ladies! 5 stars for sure!

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BigLadyG

Joined 4 years ago

First time female customer loves this place. I am a female and I am a heterosexual, so let me start by saying that until I came here I'd never even considered going to a strip club [especially not one with girls!]

When one of my best girl friends talked me into going out with her and her friends from work I couldn't believe they wanted to go here.

I am going to be honest with you - I was really scared at first! But as soon as I showed up I was quickly impressed! When we pulled up out hot guy in a sharp suit opened my door and helped me out of my car. A valet parked the car for us and I got my first look at the outside of the theatre. Beaitfull! A tall white building lit up with colored lights and amazing architecture!

We went inside and I saw the lobby of the building: gorgeous. High quality persian murals covered the 3 story tall walls. It looks like a palace inside! Nothing at all like what a strip club looks like in movies/tv.

We went inside the main room of the club and saw the stage and all the people. It was a party inside and everyone was sooooo cool! All the girls had on really hot cocktail dresses or ball gowns. They looked really hot! Lots of people everywhere, but even though it was so crowded it was really easy to get comfortable. Big soft velvet chairs and every little nook and cranny of the club is a different place to hang out and talk to people. The music was awesome too! We went in on a Sunday night and they were playing all kinds of awesome club music and songs I actually like!

After we watched the show for a while and my girlfriends and I got dances we went to the bar they have next door where I met a hot guy and the rest of the story tells its self ;-)

I'll be going back for sure!

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LumbardRocks

Joined 4 years ago

Satisfaction from fine ladies. If you've ever been to a gentlemans club before you know there are really only two kinds of stip club establishments - big corporate chains and creepy, dirty indipendently owned clubs. This place is neither of this - amazingly!

The place is really big and really clean. It's an old theater house that has been remodeled to look like something out of a Cary Grant film. Very fancy design and classy look to it gives it the feel of a classic Vegas style showgirls revue.

The service is amazing, the prices are suprisingly low [about 20 bucks to get in and only 10 for a dance! nice!]

They valet, they have a bar next door with cheap drinks and the club has many floors so if you get tired of the main show room you can always go hang out upstairs or in the adult boutique located near the lobby behind the box office. [Like I said, its a big place!]

They book a lot of famous adult film stars and feature acts so if you check their website you may find that they have some upcoming show or special event that really appeals to you. I don't know the exact address for their website, but you can just google them.

Compared to the other clubs in Chicago, this place is leeps and bounds ahead of the competition. They are the only club in Chicago that shows girls fully undressed and the easy access to the very cheap bar next door makes this place a great spot to hang out 7 nights a week.

I also heard they don't close till 6 am? Crazy!