03/15/09

Not worth it

by LG83

I had my birthday at Ontourage the other night and it was a horrible experience! The staff were rude, the DJ played awful music that was not worth dancing to, and the drinks were not very good. If we hadn't bought wristbands I definitely would have taken my party somewhere else! Don't waste your money!

• Pros: Example: best croissants in town
• Cons: Everything!

03/12/09

Sports Authority & Corrupt Club in Cahoots

by OntourageBlows

I read all 9 negative reviews & 8 positive - half of which were written by the club. Nice. This place is a dive, run by uneducated LOSERS. I actually parked in the Sports Authority Company's-owned parking lot, on Mon. 3/9 during the day. The lot is adjacent to 'Ontourage' but owned by Sports Authority Store. Some A-Hole named Carlos accosted me in the lot about my parking there. He had NO CLUE what he was talking about. I never went into this 2-bit sorry-excuse of a club "Ontourage" (who can't even spell 'Entourage') I went into neighboring Denver-based sports apparel chain Sports Authority @ 12 :15 p.m. & left by 12:25 p.m. When I came out, this low-life putz challenges me in the parking lot, & as it turns out he actually works for this dive "Ontourage'. (Later I learn from S.A. Store Manager Tom McNeff Ontourage gives a 'free' employee to Sports Authority to tend the lot during the day, so the schlocky nightclub can make big $$ off it at night.) I was livid, as this uninformed & misguided 'lot attendant' used profanity with me & threatened me & my car. He's lucky I had enough restraint to not knock him into next week. When I was walking, & was halfway to my vehicle, that is when he started jawing on me with all of this spanglish b.s. he was spewing, about who the hell was I, why did I park there, etc.. I ignored him, because to have turned & addressed his highly improper and vulgar tirade would've been to give this guy an intensive care nap. I let Sports Authority know what was going on with their damn parking lot. They didn't respond for 2 days, & seemed to care less. When they read all of these negative reviews about their damn parking lot, & how it's being used to make money with at night by some unscrupulous craphole of a club, & how people are being ripped off, jacked off, bullied, accosted, & being otherwise screwed by a group of thugs running the second-rate "club" called 'Ontourage' next door -- maybe they will see it's not such a real smart P.R. move??

• Pros: Nothing
• Cons: Everything

08/06/08

DO NOT VALET IF YOU VALUE YOUR STUFF!!!

by kenny07vette

I was invited to Ontourage by a friend & on 7/13 went there & valet parked my 2007 vette!!

I handed my proximity sensor key fob to the valet manager Ciro along with my $$ and then went in the

club for about 1 1/2 hours.

When the valet pulled my vette up my radar detector was missing from my windshield (they did leave 1 suction cup) the car was not broke into (no damage,broken window,cut top) so the only way it could of happened was a INSIDE job!!

I filed a police report at the scene & have had a few conversations with Manuel Feliciano Claims dept

for Valet Parking Service Inc. in wich he tells me thay are not responible because the have a disclaimer on

the valet ticket! So the disclaimer gives them & their employees the right to PILFER & STEAL any items left in your car if you decide to valet with them without fear of recourse or responibility!!!!

The owners of Onterouge are not responible directly ....BUT they do have a choice of what company they use for their VALET service!!!!!

Warning!!! Do not valet your car at any Chicago establishment that uses VALET PARKING SERVICE INC!!!!!

Ken Brown