Sleep in Your Car.
I do not even know where to start.
We had to wait for 20 minutes until someone showed up at the front desk to check-in. When we walked into the stairwell it smelled of cat pee and rotten food. When we got to the non-smoking room it smelled of cigarettes and had an ashtray on the nightstand. There was mold in the shower, a pair of underwear between the dresser and wardrobe. Stains on the mattress and sheets. Every night we had to get our keys reactivated after hunting down someone for the front desk. There was no wi-fi and did not see any breakfast.
Absolutely disgusting. We should have slept in the car.