Hash House A Go Go

Some modern food is delicate, fussy, pretty and covered in artistic gewgaws. Hash House A-Go-Go does not serve that kind of food. Here, you will end up eating so much you have to buy a new pair of pants on the way home. Other restaurants make Chicken and Waffles - but no one else wraps the waffles in bacon and fries the chicken with a sage batter so good you will munch till the grease drips off of your nose. Start your morning off with grilled meatloaf for brunch and end your evening with the ultimate carb bomb: a "twisted stuffed" burger filled with mashed potatoes, bacon and cheddar. This is not the right place to ask for the wine list, so wash it all down with a 24 ounce can of Bud that comes wrapped in a brown paper bag. Don't instagram this - you won't want to admit how much you ate.