McDonald's

06/09/09

America's number one hamburger, man!

by TheHeckler at Citysearch

McDonalds is a great place to eat, but not such a good place to work. I always eat at this McDonalds and one day I figured, "hey, i dont have a job. why not work at mickey d's?"

So after i finished up my food that i was eating I stood up and went over to the counter and I was like, "hey lady - how about a gig?" And the lady was like "you wanna apply here or what?"

After I thought it over I decided that someone like me shouldn't work at a place like McDonalds. But - I'm still good enough to eat there, so I do it all the time.

Try the Big Mac - its pretty popular.

• Pros: They are number one for a reason
• Cons: You will die if you eat it all the time

05/23/04

IT'S MCDONALD'S

by vincoz at Citysearch

Classic fries, everyone's familiar with. I'd say better than Burger King's and Wendy's.

• Pros: Inexpensive, Universally familiar, Quick