Admiral Theatre

07/23/09

Chicago's top gentlemens club

by HineyMan at Citysearch

I was just in Chicago on business and the only thing I did while I was there was visit this place. Really had a blast. Parking sucked.

• Pros: Great club, hot girls
• Cons: its not in my city

07/16/09

Nice club

by PacinoFan at Citysearch

Pretty good club! Its up on the northside in the middle of the Muslim neighborhood so there's not a lot of places similar to this in the area [kind of a weird location for it, but an all around safe neighborhood so no big deal]

I didn't wanna use the valet so I parked on the street - street parking wasnt bad. I mean it was not a long walk considering the club was pretty full on a Friday night.

I agree that the no alcohol thing was disappointing, but it turned out the bar directly next door to the club was really cheap and they let us in and out all night so that was good.

I didnt buy any dances but I still liked it. What's the point of buying dances? I dont fully understand that. Its like going to see a movie and paying to watch another movie privately in a tiny room alone? Confusing.

• Pros: Totally awesome!
• Cons: its not cheap

07/14/09

Suprisingly awesome!

by GorgeousGirl at Citysearch

I went in here recently with my boyfriend on a Tuesday because we heard it was "Totally Free Tuesdays'. It wasn't totally free, but we werent' charged a cover so that was very awesome! I loved the place - its really cool looking inside. Its kind of like something out of a movie - I kept expecting to see Frank Sinatra walking around [but I didnt]. I have never been to this kind of a club before, but I was really impressed. Highly entertaining.

• Pros: Lots of pretty girls
• Cons: Guys here are not as pretty

07/07/09

Hot and delicious

by LatinaBabe at Citysearch

An old beautiful theater restored as an adult entertainment venue. The girls here are very hot and the staff is really friendly. Prices are more than fair and the girls are beyond amazing. I've been to a few of the adult nightclubs in Chicago and this one is the only one I'd even bother reviewing because it offers a lot more than the average ....... They have an adult boutique, a bar next door [cheap drinks are always cool] and the space is gigantic. Most people who visit here don't even get to see what the whole club looks like.

• Pros: Best adult club in Chicago
• Cons: This is the only location - not a chain

06/30/09

Best club in Chicago

by CaptainPlanet at Citysearch

Dude! Admiral Theatre! That's what's up, dude! Best club in Chicago - cause they got a lotta hot girls in here, ya know? I like it a lot - the people that work here are really really really nice - like really nice - ya know what I mean? I am always going here after the game cause they give you half price with a Cubs ticket stub! Sweet! And it's free on Tuesdays now. No charge - Ill be there tonight for sure.

• Pros: Its filled with Hot chicks
• Cons: Its not free

06/25/09

A great historic theatre with a contemporary twist

by SimmySimmyYaaaa at Citysearch

I realize this isn't the kind of theater or show I normally review - that being said this is a great place to be entertained! Its not your typical historical theater ....all though it is one of the great historic theaters of North America - No kidding! A strip club! Check them out on the cinema treasures website...

w ww . cinematreasures . o r g / theater 974 /

Okay now that I got my nerdy film rehtoric done with - here's my actual review...

Its a beautiful building that has been restored and looks pretty fantastic. Lots of pretty girls inside [customers too!], open very late [ 6 or 7 am? ] You have to see this place to really understand why its so much nicer than other strip clubs. I guess what it really boils down to is this...if you wanna see hot undressed chicks but you dont wanna feel like a creep bag while you're doing it then check this place out.

• Pros: Gorgeous theater with gorgeous girls
• Cons: Not for kids what so ever

06/18/09

Love to love this place!

by HotChick4U at Citysearch

I love the Admiral Theater. Anyone who makes fun of this place or gives it a bad review is either lame or just wants people to think they are to cool for a 'gentleman's club' . Get over it - its a great spot to hang out compared to the other ones in town [VIPs, Pink Monkey, etc]

Bottom line: this is the only "gentleman's club" in Chicago that a female customer should ever visit. [My humble opinion]

• Pros: My favorite adult club
• Cons: Wish they were open more

06/16/09

Probably the best adult club in Chicago

by PartyCrasher at Citysearch

This is an all around great club. Its not very expensive for a adult club and you can stay there all night for one low entry price. They are a huge club, its pretty fancy inside and they stay open till 6 am so you know it's a good deal if you think about it that way. I am always going in here whenever me and my buddies go fishing all day and then need a spot to chill out afterward. Lots of hot girls - lots of cheap drinks in the bar they have next door. All around - good entertainment for men [or ladies, if you like hot chicks]

My favorite adult club

• Pros: Tons of hot chicks
• Cons: No southside location

06/11/09

Top Adult Club in Chicago

by DrinksCoffee at Citysearch

I like this place - but I'm an adult so I am allowed to like it. I go in here sometimes on Fridays after work with my buddies and spend some dough on the girls. Its good clean fun and its always a party in there. I like how its a very big classy joint but they still manage to keep an inviting atmosphere to the place. If you're gonna goto a strip club in Chicago this is best choice. [I am pretty sure they are the only club in the city where the girls get completely undressed]

• Pros: Amazing looking girls, Not expensive
• Cons: Its not for kids

06/09/09

Dude! These guys rule!!!

by TheHeckler at Citysearch

Dude, yes! I get to write a review for the admiral theatre which is awesome cause I love this place. Its like the only real strip club in Chicago cause its the only one that actually has chicks with no clothes on. Plus - the place is freaking huge! its a giant place with hundreds of hot babes running around in lingerie and stuff. its totally crazy! you gotta go see it!

its pretty cheap too - i dont drive but its near a train and two big buses so its pretty easy for me to get there. When i go in I always like to sit at the stage and tip all the girls because then they are nicer to you! this place is also open until way after the bars close which is cool cause when i get drunk i never have anything to do after wards.

• Pros: Its the best strip club in town
• Cons: They aren't at my house all the time