Diamonds Gentlemens Club

09/24/09

These girls are really hot.

by Stripper Guy at Citysearch

I went to Diamonds for the first time the other day with my boys. There was this girl named Melina she was off the hook. Diamonds has this back room where you can get private dances and this has to be the most unique set up that I have ever seen in a gentlemens club. I encourage you to check this place out.

• Pros: The back room for private dances is simply overwhelming.

06/20/09

Bunkest A$$ Club Ever!!!

by Maggy1033 at Citysearch

Worst experience ever! Sloppy, lazy girls who can't be bothered to approach new faces. Couples, don't even bother, you won't be approached. If you want to waste your time and money and walk out feeling like a chump who's been passed up by strippers, this is the place for you. The hosts don't pay attention to where they seat people either. I'm sitting trying to watch the stage show and Jabba the Hut gets seated right in front of me. Man, do I miss the work ethic of Vegas strippers.

• Pros: None
• Cons: $20 cover, paid parking, no alcohol

01/22/08

CORRUPT ESTABLISHMENT; DO NOT PATRONIZE

by derwood1900 at Citysearch

1) "Diamonds" demands full control from the get-go. They mandate that they "valet" your car, for the sole purpose of having possession, thus, control of your vehicle. Additionally, they charge you 4 dollars for that control. They provide no alternative to giving them your keys and means of exit. 2) They are too cheap for a liquor license, yet they charge you 20 dollars for cover and limit the amount of hard liquor you can bring in. 3) Because they did not pay for a liquor license, they charge $3 ($4 plus tip) for a cola to mix your drink with. I may add that there is no tap water, only bottled water- again for $3. (I had to "buy" a glass for one dollar to fill up with water to have a non-alcoholic drink). 4) When you are ready to leave, they fully dictate your actions of whether or not they feel you are capable of driving (they have your keys...). Diamonds Gentleman?s club then gives you the ultimatum of "calling the cops for disorderly conduct," or paying a taxi cab APPOINTED BY THEM. I had to pay a cool $100 for a 24 mile taxi ride. I wonder if Diamonds gets any kickback from that "taxi service," don't you? In addition, the taxicab had no lights, signs or meter and no running price tally; there was a set cost at the time of our departure. I will never patronize Diamonds club again, except to catch them in their own game (by drinking water out of a vodka bottle, then demanding my keys). It is inconceivable that Diamonds gentleman?s club in Lombard, Illinois, dictates how I make my actions and decisions while simultaneously keeping them in business and allowing those employees and owners to continue to receive a paycheck.

Do not patronize Diamonds Gentleman?s Club, at 57 W North Ave in Lombard, Illinois, unless you like to be controlled by egotistical men while giving them your money. Thank you in advance.

• Pros: my wife showed her "topside"
• Cons: every other aspect of the night